It's Not Just Your Office
I got a forward in email and laughed alot so I thought I would share it.
In my oppinion it rings true about every office I've ever worked in, or had to deal with;
A large company recently hired several cannibals as it was expanding uickly and couldn't find enough staff.
"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen on the Ground Floor for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But , NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"
Funny eh? It's not just your office....
In my oppinion it rings true about every office I've ever worked in, or had to deal with;
A large company recently hired several cannibals as it was expanding uickly and couldn't find enough staff.
"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen on the Ground Floor for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But , NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"
Funny eh? It's not just your office....
posted by Aimee at 3:42 PM
2 Comments:
hahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha!!!
That's the best joke I've heard in a while. Probably because I'm usually holed up in my house doing nothing but homework, thus preventing me from having outside contact with other people, but just because I don't have a social life anymore doesn't me I don't know funny.
I'm going to tell that to anyone that will listen tomorrow :)
Good One...I definately have t pass that one on in here!!!
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