X-Rated Hypnotist

So, my roomies bought me a ticket to go see an X-rated hypnotist named Tony Lee. This man is fabulous, and so very strange.
He starts the night by pretty much mass-hypnotising the entire audience. Now, I'm sure he'd have much more success with this if people weren't pulling themselves out of it (like me) for fear of going up on stage and acting-a-fool in front of their whole school and all their friends. So he gets you to do this hand thing, and counts down from three (about 1/2 a second after he said "three" I was limp and got scared so I opened my eyes...)
The people who let it happen (so to say) get their hands stuck so together that when they try to pull them apart they get stuck tighter and in order to get them released, you must go up on stage...tricky man.

So about 20 people go up to get un-stuck, and he sits them in chairs and puts them to sleep. Now this man has the deepest craziest voice of any man I've heard, and when he sais "SLEEP" it's really freakin crazy. It sends chills down my spine, but I digress...

Over the course of the night, he does some utterly embarrasing and possibly offending things (except that we bought tickets, that warned us that it was x-rated remember...so we can't complain).

Here's some of the funnier examples:
- He made all these people pretend that they were reciving oral sex, and when he placed his hand on their knee (and the microphone at their mouth) they had the most incredible orgasm
- He made two guys pretend they were doing a photoshoot for playboy (as two women), and had them do some downright creepy things
- He made them believe that their body was stretchy and he yanked on their appendages. In one case he pulled a guys nose half way across the stage and then put it in his bum. In another, he yanked the guys penis all the way to the back of the room, and when the person let go, he flew up and out of his chair. It was funny
- He made a guy think that his guy friend (he had come with) was his girlfriend who had a special suprise for him (he then proceeded to put whipped cream on his nipples and crotch area, outside his cloths of course, and had his friend lick it off), if that wasn't bad enough, he then had him lift his "girlfriends" legs above "her" head and lick whipped cream from his bum.
- He made all the guys think they were world-renound chip and dale dancers and had them strip to their underwear

And two hours of other funny stuff.

And at the end (the part I was jelous of) he gave them the command that when they left the auditorium, they would feel the most concentrated that they have ever been, and would easily recall information on exams, and easily write essays. I thought that part was cool.

BUT then he made it so that the first time they orgasmed after the show, they would scream out "OH! TONY LEE", and one guy, he cursed him with continuing this until christmas. what a guy...

And all the guys would go to the bathroom before they left and remove their underwear and wear it on their heads thinking it was the new coolest baseball cap. Until they got home and looked in the mirror, and realised they were silly. Except one guy, he would think it was the coolest thing for a week. haha

Anyways, it was a good time. I suggest going if you get the chance, but be careful not to get put under, he does encourrage cameras at the really embarassing moments...ie. the guy licking whipped cream from his friends bum will be all over the net in a matter of days...haha

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